Stella: hurry up and go put on your make-up.
Me: typing still.
Stella: hurry the hell up and go... go put it on, pack it on, pile it on *giggles*
Me: shut. up.
Stella: Did you know that if you walk by a dolphin they'll rape you?!
Me:... WTF?! LMFAO!
Stella: It's true, you walk by a male dolphin he will rape you... this man on the news almost got raped by a dolphin.
Me: Rolling on the floor laughing.
Apparently, it is true.
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