BASIC BREAKDOWN
I'm in the mean girls club, made up of 3 girls. That's all we allow. Code names: Regina, Gretchen and Karen. We made up names for everyone we work with. Usually only the ones who hangout in groups and or work in a different department. I might blog about the other groups later or as I see relevant. We pretty much call them projects becos we like to prank, tease and joke around with them. Right now, we're currently focused on a particular crew we call "The House Krew". They all work in the cafeteria, and whatever we want is on the house. Get it? You will in a bit.
House member #1 - Squints AKA Fale - We call him squints becos he wears glasses and seems to look like he's always squinting with them on. He's the easiest target and the most GULLIBLE. No lie, you could play this kid with the same lines, batt of lashes and he'll always believe he can get in good with you. He's Regina's project. Pretty much caters to her every whim and always insists on giving her "long" rides home. ;) But like every easy person, they often become a bore. So she's on the hunt for someone new. Watch out.
House member #2 - Yeah-Yeah AKA Mr. Smoothie - My project. Makes amazingly yummy strawberry smoothies which are always FREE ! At first, he seems the chillest of the bunch... actually he is pretty chill. Less subtle about things but has a staring problem. I think he thinks that we think he's "smooth" but he's really kinda silly and always saying that we're "hella annoying" hella dramatically. Today Regina gave him a Jamocha shake supposedly from me in attempt to see what he does. Not long after, he came around asking me out on a date. See how easy they are? Ha JK it was actually Squints who came but was quickly chased away by Regina LOL. Anyway, Mr. Smoothie is still a work in progress, ha, we'll see if anything interesting happens this week. ;)
House member #3 - Ham AKA Swagg - Don't be fooled by his second nickname. He has nothing close to swag, unless you count the way he walks all slow like he's a thug after seeing one of us approaching. He's the quiet one, becos we only expect him to speak when spoken to. Less liked of the House member's becos he's super creepy and super weird. Likes to practically hover and crack lame jokes. And for that reason, no body's project. Sad? Don't be, if you knew him like we do... yeah. Some of you might even consider him lucky, but we tease him regardless for kicks and giggles.
Last but not least...
Smalls - He doesn't work with the rest. But they are all associated in more ways than one. So he's no exception. Boy, is he a talker, mostly has trouble gathering his thoughts so in result his points and opinions always seem to rub people the wrong way. Our feelings on him are neutral becos he's like our personal messenger and keeps us well informed on what the guys at work say about us... to an extent. He's Gretchen's new project starting today after he confessed his love for her. Okay, not really, but kinda! He's more of justforkicks. Gretchen is waaaaay outta his league anyway.
You could say we play mind games, but we like to think of it as... UM well actually you can say that. We don't care, it's all fun and games. Nobody gets hurt. I promise. ;)
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