Here goes another workisode series. Ha, I know you love these. ;) Anyway, you've heard about "The House Krew" already... but what about the others? This can get a bit complex, but I will try my best to explain these people by putting them into simple groups. :)
First we have the Sister Wives - consisting of 3 guys who are ever so dedicated to the fine art of BUTTKISS. Especially to their leader Homer Simpson (big boss. literally). (names have been changed for privacy reasons) Otherwise known as Creepy Mommy. He's so affectionate with all the boys. Giving them profound advice about life, love and whatever else he can conjure up just to touch them. Also likes to round up his "wives" into big bear hugs and these boys just can't resist but give into his "manly" charms. Oh, but be cautious, fore he does not take onto the female species very well. Infact, girls, women might as well be invisible to him. Which begs the ?... you know. Anyway, these boys will do whatever he asks of them. Whether it be private meetings, to secret handshakes, to a slight wink of the eyes... okay that last bit was exaggerated. :p
Creep de la creep - This group of fellas are the obvious creeps. I mean, they make it known that they wanna get into yo' pants. You know like that one guy at a wedding who hits on anything that moves? Or the creepy guy at stores looking at dirty mags? Or even that greasy fat guy at the car shop who keeps trying to catch your eye? Well... maybe that only happens to me. Lol. Anyway, yeah those types! Eckkk. Married - veteran creep, story-teller and well, married. Yet that doesn't seem to stop him. A simple glance from him will make you want to vomit violently. Chico - Now this one is just, hilarious. I mean, he'll make his intentions known loud and clear. No shame at all. Doesn't help that he looks like a 12 year old boy. G-UNIT cop outs - Noel, Maiko, Hussain. These guys don't need to be private, merely mentioning them whether good or bad is like an ego boost. Now these three just make me laugh becos A) they're like 17 18 18 B) "think" they have MAD game C) all around 5 feet tall. Ha ha... GROSS. They literally dress up everyday just to impress us. So saaad. I'm going to throw in Squints just for the hell of it. Becos Squints you guys has the ability to gross you out even when he's not trying to. I mean this kid supposedly slept with a whole city. Which is also why we call him "king of magna"... girls go crazy for his broken-english and those hot thick specs ;) Oh and he likes to milk it. Hahaha... next is muscles, he was okay for the first few minutes, until he tried to stick his face into Gretchens hair just to smell it. And he totally talks nasty and thinks he's so smooth with all the girls. Like ew, you have a girlfriend (who we are all afraid of)... anyway, he sweats balls. Man, I'm getting tired of writing about these guys... feeling sick, so lastly, Sister Wives becos they are undacova, and only express their true feelings when gathered for a smoke at their sacred bus stop. Ha.
I will continue this post tomorrow becos I'm tireddd and my mom bought me an ICE CREAM donut. Winnnn.
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