My cousin and I were doing some serious exercises outside her house (laying in the sun for no reason). I got up to go inside and get a drink becos, you know I got seriously parched doing all those extreme exercises. So I walk into my Aunts house and call out, "I need a giant thing of water, I'm like sooo thirsty!" I hear her fumbling around upstairs doing her usual Saturday cleaning and she calls out and says to grab whatever I want. I look on the table and see this very large glass cup filled with water that looks super chilled. I grab it, chug it, HOLY SHIT THIS BURNS and next thing I know I'm spitting it out everywhere. "Seriously, Liv, VODKA?! YOU PUT VODKA IN A PIMP CUP, THIS EARLY?!" She walks down the stairs, "Why are you drinking my alcohol kid, I thought you wanted water..."
chugging a full cup of vodka. no bueno.
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